Go team democracy!
I, like many other freedom loving Americans, voted tonight. If you are an American who didn’t vote, that makes you a communist. And that is bad luck for you, because every time an American votes a bald eagle kicks a communist in the nuts.
Tonight I discovered yet another reason why I like the Democratic party. I am not registered with any political party - I check the “Fuck off you nosy bitches” box, which makes me a non-partisan voter. In California the Republican party doesn’t let us non-partisan folks vote in their primary, but the Democrats do. What a bunch of crotchety pricks! I didn’t want to vote in their primary anyways.
And what the fuck is up with McCain’s wife? She is pretty fucking hot considering that he is a reanimated corpse. Does Viagra even work on the undead? If McCain is unable to get boners, don’t you think it is only fair that he lets someone more able-bodied take a crack at her? That just might sway my vote.
And this is why they don’t let me run a political campaign.
