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Feb 07
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Love is in the air!  Valentine’s day is right around the corner, much to the delight of the candy, greeting card, and personal lubricant companies.  This year I am need of advice from the wise bodiless spectres of the internet tubes (that’s you).  I am trying to decide on the perfect romantic gift for Laura, and I could sure use some help.  I’ve narrowed the field down to two adult DVDs: Paste My Face Vol. 6 and Butt Licking Anal Whores #3.

I know what you are thinking - this is a really hard decision.  One one hand, nothing says “our love has matured into something deeper than I could have ever imagined” like butt licking anal whores.  But on the other hand, we are big fans of the Paste My Face series and volume six is supposed to be the cream of the crop.  I’m torn.  It is really important that I get this right.

Any feedback would be appreciated!