Open letter to Amy Winehouse
Dear Miss Winehouse,
Please eat a fucking sandwich. I know you have McDonald’s in London so there are ample calories available. Get your freaky ass in a car and make a beeline towards the nearest drive-through or round-a-bout or whatever the hell you people call it. Actually, given your permanent trainwreck state its probably best you have someone else drive.
And for the love of all that is holy, please order a side of fries.
