Yum
I sometimes feel a little left out because my dietary practices do not come with a hip label. In fact, it seems like all of the really cool sounding labels are all used up by the vegetarian kids. I think this is a little discriminatory. Just because I occasionally feast on the flesh of formerly living things I can’t brand my lifestyle with a presumptuous label? Bullshit, I say. Bullshit on toast.
From now I am referring to myself as a yumetarian, which is a person who only eats tasty foodstuffs. I plan on suing Applebee’s for discriminating against me and the rest of my people.
Update: the Applebee’s website plays music. 1995 called. Its wants its webpage back.
