Tea For One

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Apr 05
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Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?

Before I begin writing this, I want to say that I believe autism is a very serious disorder and I have nothing but respect and admiration for parents of autistic children.

You know things are going downhill when I have to open the post like that.

Jenny McCarthy claims her son has recovered from autism as a result of “a gluten-free, casein-free diet, vitamin supplementation, detox of metals, and anti-fungals”, which all sounds super fucking tasty to me. I have no idea if what she claims is true. I don’t have the medical background to make that type of analysis. And neither does Jenny McCarthy which is why I find it amusing that she is getting so much publicity lately.

Here is where I take issue with this scenario: Jenny McCarthy is going about this all wrong. She is using words to get her point across. Words are for smart people. When was the last time anyone gave a shit what Jenny McCarthy had to say while her shirt was on? With a rack like this there are limitless opportunities. All she needs to do is make a videotape of herself cradling her naked tits and cooing “Vaccinations are soooo bad. I am so hot for biomedical intervention.”

I am going straight to hell.