Deep impact
I went to the dentist tonight for a deep cleaning. For those not in the know, deep cleaning is when the dentist numbs your mouth and then starts digging around under your gums to clean out all the really nasty crap. The best part is when the novacaine wore off halfway through the procedure. I have never come so close to punching a woman in the face before.
I had to eat soup for dinner. And that was just half my mouth. I have to do the other half next week. Can’t fucking wait.
The dentist recommended I take Advil for the inevitable pain that would come crashing down once the second dose of novacaine wore off. I decided to use my own form of pain medication. Its brown, liquid, and aged in French oak for 15 years.
