Templatized parameters
I haven’t blogged in a bit, and I realize that makes you cry. Please stop crying. I don’t ever want to see you cry again, and I think I have a solution. I have designed a representative template blog post. All you need to do is fill in a few blanks and you have a brand new post from yours truly. Thinks Mad Libs, but not retarded. Here is the template:
Hey, did you hear about [name of pop culture celebrity]? Man what a
[choose one of the following]
a. fucking doucebag
b. fucking cocksucking motherfucker
c. fucking fucker
Am I right? You know what else drives me nuts? [Group of people whose ideals I do not agree with]. Now I will point out how absurd their ideals are by using sarcastic humor.
[Insert sarcastic diatribe]
You know what else? [Insert insanely inappropriate sexual reference involving male ejaculate].
